1968 Lincoln Continental
The Last Remnants of Dreamland by Helen Georgas
Tom wanted a Cadillac Eldorado but his cousin George said he’d cut him a deal on the Lincoln and when it came to family that was that. Where George had gotten the Lincoln, who knows? His cousin was full of mystery. An entrepreneur, is what George called himself. He loved to lord his vocabulary over Tom, challenge him, stretch out the syllables. On-tra-pri-noo-er. Restaurant manager, realtor, car salesman. Why pin yourself down? George said. A little bit of this, a little bit of that, dabbling his fingers in the air. Master of none.
It was amazing for a family that had no concept of privacy—Tom would be standing in the middle of his bedroom, door closed, naked as the day he came, and blam, Aunt Bessie would bust in on him—that no one questioned George’s sources of income. Bootlegger? Bookie? Possibly, but Tom didn’t like to think about it. Or rather, he liked to think about it all the time, but some questions were best left unasked. And George seemed to like this enigmatic fire he’d started—especially when it came to talking up the lady customers in the restaurant—and Tom didn’t want to have anything to do with fanning those flames.
Flames. Tom was standing over the grill. Beads of sweat grew into marbles and shot down his spine, pooling at the small of his back. He slid his spatula under each of the patties and watched George through the pick-up window, strolling around the front of house as if he owned the place. Like any kid of the next generation, George wanted to talk about what he did more than he liked doing the thing itself. Truth was, he was a peon. He would be nothing without his father’s restaurant, but in George’s eyes, the restaurant was nothing if he couldn’t stake a claim in its ownership. Manager was the term George coined for himself. Tom watched George’s lips flapping away, talking up his cars, his property management, his so-called “side” projects to every customer who’d listen.
If by properties he meant the six-unit apartment building in Bay Ridge where his dad sent him on the first of each month to beat on tenants’ doors and collect the rents, okay, Tom would give him that. It was embarrassing to watch him. Publicly, the customers nodded politely when he yammered on about this and that money-making venture. Privately, they thought things. The kinds of things that Tom thought but didn’t ask. Bootlegger. Bookie. Didn’t he know he was propagating the stereotype of the Greek thug? George’d say he was anything but what he actually was. A hostess. A big baby thug, living off his father’s dime, in his parents’ house, working in his father’s restaurant. Admit it, you fucking baby, you malaka.
Subscribe to Surfaced
Bi-monthly featured stories, & notification of upcoming events
Contributors
- Adam Sexton
- Alanna Schubach
- Aldina Vazao Kennedy
- Alex Dimitrov
- Allyson Paty
- Apryl Lee
- Ben Greenman
- Boris Timanovsky
- Bridget Talone
- Cate Marvin
- Chris Adrian
- Claire Shefchik
- Danniel Schoonebeek
- David Ciminello
- David Hollander
- Deb Olin Unferth
- Dolan Morgan
- Ed Park
- Elizabeth Gaffney
- Elizabeth Pickard
- Ella Mei Yon Biggadike
- Helen Georgas
- Isaac Kestenbaum
- Jaime Lowe
- James McClosky
- Jen Fitzgerald
- Joe Fritsch
- Jonathan Callahan
- KC Trommer
- Kate Overgaard
- Kathryn Davis
- Katie Arnold-Ratliff
- Katie Naughton
- Kristen Witucki
- Lashon Daley
- Leah Umansky
- Matthea Harvey
- Megan Gilbert
- Melissa Seley
- Michelle Wildgen
- Mike Lala
- Nelly Reifler
- Nicki Pombier Berger
- Nicole Haroutunian
- Nicole Miller
- Rachel Dix
- Rebecca Resnick
- Robert Lopez
- Said Sayrafiezadeh
- Sara Weiss
- Tom McCarthy
- Adrian Kinloch
- Alexander Rabb
- Alexis Neider
- Amy Jean Porter
- Colette Murphy
- Dan Selzer
- Deborah Sabat
- Elizabeth Albert
- Gabriela Bertiller
- George Boorujy
- Jill Allyn Peterson
- John Urquhart
- Kira Sexton
- Kris Percival
- Lee Arnold
- Maggie Tobin
- Marie Lorenz
- Mary Mattingly
- Nate Dorr
- Nicole Haroutunian
- Nura Qureshi
- Rick Caruso
- Roger Borg
- Rose Nestler
- Sarah Mostow
- Tricia Vita
- Aaron Diskin
- Annette Ezekiel Kogan
- Deidre Rodman Struck
- Doug Keith
- Lawrence Kim and His Boss
- Lindsay Sullivan
- Michael Hearst
- Richard McGraw
- Supergood!
- The Deedle Deedle Dees
Objects
- 1600 bars of silver
- 1968 Lincoln Continental
- Abandoned buoy
- Art in a bottle
- Baby doll heads
- Battleship toy
- Birdcage
- Body
- Boot
- Bottles
- Car
- Clara Bell clown
- Cleat
- Concrete Pilings
- Contaminated fish
- Crabs
- Current
- Deck of cards
- Deer
- Dentures
- Dolphin
- Dreamland
- Dreamland bell
- Ellis Island Ferry
- Eyeglasses
- Fish
- Flying fish (kite)
- Formica dinette
- Freight train
- Giraffe
- Good Humor Ice Cream Trucks
- Grand Piano
- Green boat
- Headless Dutch Boy figurine
- Heel and Key
- Horse bones
- Humpback whale
- Jet Ski
- Kangamouse
- Kawasaki waverunner
- Lightship Frying Pan
- Lottery tickets
- Mermaid
- Minke whale
- Monkey comforter
- Mussel shells
- Mysterious goo
- Oil
- Pan flute
- Pants
- Pipe
- Plane Crash
- Plastic Purse
- Produce
- Rose and carnations
- Scooter
- Sea glass
- Shinbone
- Shipwreck
- Shoes
- Shopping cart
- Silicone Breasts
- Silver Rattle
- Sitar Boy
- St. John's Guild Children's Hospital
- State secrets
- Stripped cars
- Submarine
- Submerged barge
- Surveillance Systems
- Tampon applicators
- Tea Pot
- Teredos & Gribbles
- The Abyss
- The General Slocum
- The Princess Anne
- Toilet paper
- Toxins
- Toy airplane
- Volvo
- Waterpod
- Wharf rats
- White boat
- Yellow bear
Body of Water
- Arthur Kill
- Bronx River
- Cedar Grove Beach
- Coney Island
- Coney Island Creek
- Dead Horse Bay
- East Hampton
- East River
- Gerritsen Beach
- Gowanus Canal
- Hell Gate
- Hudson River
- Hutchinson River
- Jamaica Bay
- Little Neck Bay
- Long Island Sound
- Lower New York Bay
- Melted snow
- New Dorp Beach
- New York Harbor
- Newark Bay
- Newtown Creek
- Plum Beach
- Prospect Park Pond
- Red Hook
- Rockaway
- The Coral Room
- The Narrows
- Upper New York Bay
- Westchester River
- World's Fair Marina
Recent Posts
- On the Run by Leah Umansky
- Flash Fiction: the Hebrew Newspaper Fossil, Two Shipwrecks on Top of Each Other and Gowanda the Harp Seal
- Flash Fiction: Silicon Breasts, Coney Island
- Flash Fiction: Baby Doll Heads, Dead Horse Bay
- Flash Fiction: A Bag of Lottery Tickets, Prospect Park Pond
- Flash Fiction: 1897 Pocket Watch, Coney Island
- Cedar Grove Beach by Alexander Rabb
- Obscura Day 2012 Participant Pictures
- A Brief History of New Dorp and Cedar Grove Beaches
- Staten Island as a Resort